bmw joke

If you are in the market for a car, remember these words;

If you can't afford a new BMW, you sure as shit can't afford a used one

I'm always laughing at broccoli heads buying BMW second hand who think they look like studs instead of rubes who were sold money pits

His arms should be the hands of the clock. If you’re going to put a weird arm picture on a watch, go all the way with it.

BMW = Break My Wallet

BoatMobile Works of course

I got that Apple Watch Toyota Prius money