This is me when i get sent back in time to turn right instead of left

That post title took way too long to read

This is false

Every county in my state always votes red. Due to the way elections are held in this country, it does not matter how I vote. I could vote for Harris, on the tiny chance that enough others will as well, or I could vote 3rd party, and at least increase the percentage of voters doing that so that it doesnt seem as useless next time. Hell, I could vote for trump and there would still be no difference.

Don't alienate your allies if you want them to stay allies

Is... is his hair also a cat?

If those in power are making millions of lives worse, they should be stopped. I prefer doing this by taking their power, but I would settle for their heads if there is no alternative.

Katydid

Hehe it kinda almost rhymes

So how long have you been in the trolley stopping business?

You're thinking too hard, i was just making a penis joke lmao

Actually that banana's kinda big

Nothing, 4channers are just ableist

Anon misread the instructions

No matter how much i hate george bush, "now watch this drive" will always be funny

Patents should be banned ❤️

Circumcision

The matrix is a trans allegory and based is from lil B, aka BasedGod

Thats a pie i could stick my thumb into

Left and right are generally agreed to be on the economic spectrum. Authoritarianism is not on this spectrum.

Bec de corbin my beloved

What a bargain! I'll take it.