3 mo. ago • 95%

Omg guys war with China would be terrible we wouldn’t want war with China

r*ddit

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I wish Russia would just get it over with and start lobbing those nukes around like they fucking keep promising to.

GIVE ME NUCLEAR HELLFIRE

Edit: 1 downvote = 1 nuke, AMEN!!! Edit 2 – Revenge of the Edit: 1 upvote = 1 nuke, AMEN!!!

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- GIVE ME NUCLEAR HELLFIRE
  
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  Nuclear hellfire and out-of-control AI are both on my bingo card
  
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  At least it was quick. None of that radiation sickness bullshit.
  
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- Sanest NCDer
  
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  Oh I absolutely am. I don't even want to molest planes or nothing weird like that, just a little bit of nuclear hellfire is all I ask.
  
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- I promise you, you do not
  
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  I promise you, I do.
  
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  As long as it happens on a Monday morning.
  
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Are these the lyrics from something?

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- It's a florks cow comic. So about 30% of the time you'll have absolutely no fucking idea what it means and never get an explanation
  
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  It's pretty impressive if Flork came up with that themselves.
  
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- That was my thought as well but I couldn't find anything except this meme when I searched for the individual lines. Definitely has a very metal lyrics-y feel to it
  
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…

They punched my button, pulled my covers
Blew my cool, ruint my ruse
They’ve rehabilitated this boy
Cut this motherfucker loose

The fish that nibbles on the wishing
Let him off his heavy rod
The gowned gavel-bangers fishing
Cut them loose from playing God.

Back off Johnson, back off peace freaks
From vendettas, from Vietnam
Cut loose the squares, cut loose the hippies
Cut loose the doves, cut loose the bomb.

You, the finger on the trigger
You, the hand that weaves the noose
You hold the blade of brutal freedom—
Cut all the motherfuckers loose.

-Ken Kesey

(Also, while searching for it, I found Ken Kesey’s jail journals for sale, used, at walmart.com for thirteen hundred dollars. When I clicked on the search result to see them, they were gone.)

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relevant

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♪ Kill for gain or shoot to maim ♪

♪ We don't need a reason ♪

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- ♪ The golden goose is on the lose ♪
  
  ♪ And never out of season ♪
  
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Looks like doomsday pizza

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Nooo, war with China would be horrible. The chip supply would completely collapse, and then what device will you use to visit NCD?

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- Cool Ranch Doritos are going to be a big loss for me, but I'm really more of a Flamin Hot Cheetos kinda person anyway
  
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🤘🤘🤘

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