What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?
What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?
My foot
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This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
3ReplyJust told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
2ReplyWhat'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
2ReplyWhat’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
1ReplyWhat's brown and sticky?
1ReplyA stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
2ReplyChocolate except I spilled glue on it
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Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
1Replyaa
1ReplyGod.
Good one dad !
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