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Goblin
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13365174
Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
'cause I'm ass
It's four good caws!
Five Guys.
Paranormal pants.
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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/42084543
> Talking about sexruleity
He's a sail ant
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Astonished to read that some children grow up to six feet. My son so far only has two
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I gave my handyman a list of tasks but he only took care of the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on the list.
Apparently he only does odd jobs.
spoiler
That's against the GDPuRr.
He had a lot of sick beets.
…because they take everything literally.
...will it take three tries to get their coffin in the ground?
It's a Faux Pa
Strum-boli.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19436480
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Opposites
It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.
... when spring and fall are the things athletes do most.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/22056049
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Ensaladus
is it called an "omel"?
But it's to corny
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/26813597
I never get a happy medium.
A-mean-o acid.
...that I didn't Nintendo.
Was much bigger than I expected.
He was addressed for success!
