God made you special! rule
Panel 1: "God created you just the way you are, and God doesn't make mistakes."
Panel 2: "Wait, so... God purposely, pointedly, intentionally made me to be the way I am..?"
"Yes!"
Panel 3: "Bastard."
The god that lets kids be born with terminal cancer. Your god, not mine.
The "eVeRyThInG hApPeNs FoR a ReAsOn" or "iT's GoD's WiLl" – crowd can go suck dirty sink water through a sock.
If it's God's will for people to suffer through no fault of their own, maybe your god just really sucks.
Wow that's a good insult.
god gave me gender dysphoria for the lolz
Not only that, he set up all the other people to hate you for the thing about yourself that you can't change!
What a great deity they are!
The best reply to "God made you a man, be a man, he doesn't make mistakes" is "God made you nearsighted, take off those glasses, he doesn't make mistakes"
God: bend it left, now bend it right.