print and carry with you at all times

I’m getting sovereign citizen vibes

Finally, my people! I've been trying to get my local YMCA to accept mine for years...

I the UK pants refer to underwear (what you call pants we call trousers), which would make this much funnier

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

Kind of offtopic, but isn't it interesting that url to Freedom To Breathe Agency, goes to a page advertising digital marketing?

Well, I can see the logic.

If Mabel can call her temperamental little pet dog a “service animal” and be welcomed at the grocery store with open arms, I should be able to go shopping in my boxer shorts.