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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

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1y ago

Home defense

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When they kick down your door, how you gonna come?
With you hands on your head, or on 175 lbs of tannerine and wood screws?
- kick at your front door
  how you gonna come
  wi' your hands on your head
  FTFY
  For the unfamiliar
  
  We appreciate the correction

Does a booby-trap that only responds to lethal force technically pass the Katko test?
- What is the katko test.... I'm afraid to look it up? 14 watch lists is plenty
  
  A famous legal case defining what is and isn't allowed for defense of property, specifically about lethal booby traps to stop trespassing. It basically says that you can't use lethal force to defend property using booby traps as they are indiscriminate and therefore cannot determine if certain criteria (i.e. reasonable fear for your life) are met.
- On reflection, the real question is whether you're home at the time, since that makes it the castle doctrine instead of "defense of property." At which point you're free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade. The penitent doorkicker kneels! bzzZZZzzzt
  
  Yesh. When do I get to shlap my shon for blashphemy? Sho exshited aboit my shcenes.
  
  At which point you're free to go full Home Alone a la Last Crusade.
  Stop stop I can only get so erect
- i think the technicality here is that it would be akin to negligent manslaughter at best. Since self defense wouldn't really apply.

Boris is going to get you killed.
- You and all the pigs who come for you.

aside from the fact that this would probably completely total your home, and kill your neighbors dog through an act of god.
This is a great idea.
- User name checks out, there is a significant chance Boris will kill time itself.

Wouldn't this put those thin blue line boys they love in danger?
- They only love the thin blue line when it’s kneeling on a black guy’s neck.
  Plenty of Christian domestic terrorists want to kill cops who want to take their guns away. Weaver, Koresh, McVeigh, Bundy, etc.
  
  I want it on record, stenographers please take this down...I am anti-Ted Bundy. I don't care what charming, yet down to earth actor played him in the biopic. Glorifying a serial killer through entertainment is wrong. I haven't seen it, I do not intend to do so, now or ever, thank you, good night.
- The people who make these memes aren't the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think 'no step on snek' and prostrating themselves before the ones who'd be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they're also the same people who think climate change isn't real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.
  Fuck the police
  
  Snakes wriggle around desperately on their bellies all the time it fits perfectly
- You're confusing two groups of people with very little overlap
  
  Everyone here is being tendentious and obfuscatious! :::Confused screaming:::
  
  No they love the cops when the cops are policing them and keeping them in line. The thin blue line between US and THEM.
  When its their property and their rights, the governent must be stopped from tyrany.
- Who is they?

Still won't stop them from shooting your dog
- Rowdy is also filled with Tannerite and wood screws.
  
  Rowdy is actually tannerite, a mason jar of gasoline, and the full contents of one (1) stolen sharps disposal bin.

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