1 yr. ago • 100%

england rule

33 comments

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

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- Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.
  
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Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

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- Rhy cywir!
  
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No more England please. Signed, An English Person

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what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

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- No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.
  
  ... oh, nevermind.
  
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  He can still go to Ireland passport free
  
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- The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.
  
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  I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳
  
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- Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.
  
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I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim

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Bye bye England!!!

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Definitly no more England!

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Well goodbye England I guess

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One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

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Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

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the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3

england can shove off

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What did us English do?

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- We were some horrible bastards back in the day.
  
  It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.
  
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  I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.
  
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What country’s next, the Netherlands?

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- Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf
  
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  You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.
  
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What has England done? Am Iissing something?

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- Its England, that should clear things up
  
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  Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.
  
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- Made Maggie Thatcher a thing.
  
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