police condemn ITV for naming new comedy show Piglets

Mmmm ... bacon.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

In tongue-in-cheek promotion for the show, ITV said: “The government’s stated policy of recruiting 20,000 new police officers in double-quick time has not come at the cost of lowering standards.

“Piglets follows a newly recruited group of six very different would-be cops and the handful of key staff whose thankless task it is to knock them into some kind of shape.”

Its acting national chair, Tiffany Lynch, said the name was “highly offensive to police officers risking their lives to protect the public every day, providing an emergency service”.

“I find it incredulous that this has passed through checks and balances at an organisation made up of people who at any time have or may need the support and assistance of the police,” she added.

Responding to the criticism, ITV said: “Piglets is a fictional new comedy about a police training academy and the title is not intended to cause any offence, it’s a comedic and endearing play on words to emphasise the innocence and youth of our young trainees.”

The show, from the award-winning team behind hit comedies such as Green Wing and Smack the Pony, features Sarah Parish and Mark Heap as two superintendents overseeing the training of the next batch of recruits.

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I mean pigs are much cuter and nicer and more intelligent than police.

Dogs (as used in animal farm) might be more accurate except most dogs don't want to start trouble and murder brown people.

Most cops may be bastards, but there's plenty of bastards that aren't as fucked up and evil as cops.

At the end of the day, it doesn't get more derogatory than "cop". But sometimes I like to say "uniformed gangster"