Reason why would you need it? (Funny suggestions only)

Now you know why some British people call diarrhea "the trots"

Is that a mirror underneath?

I will never get off my high horse.

I need this because even I want to have something classy looking in my bathroom but also want to live my childhood dreams, while in there.

I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.

This is horseshit crazy

To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height

Catherine the Great is coming for tea.

But then you'd need to take your pants off every time you ride it?

When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.

Want.

You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.

The horsey sauce has to go somewhere once I'm done with it.

If you want to reign supreme, you must sit on the throne.