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Report: Some Group Called ‘Dads For America’ Currently Running Over Your Kid’s Teacher With A Car

www.theonion.com Report: Some Group Called ‘Dads For America’ Currently Running Over Your Kid’s Teacher With A Car

TERRE HAUTE, IN—Screaming incoherently about transgender girls in sports and the need to teach children cursive so they can learn to read the Constitution, some group called Dads for America is currently trying to run over your kid’s teacher with a car, sources confirmed Thursday. The group of local...

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