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Plus, ya know, he was rich. It helps to live a carefree life.
18You don't need to be a vampire
11How long can you maintain a castle with 91mil? Heard the upkeep is forced and expensive since they are basically historical sites.
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5Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It's fun to be a vampire.
4I usually just fake a phone call, but yes, that is objectively cooler.
3How does that work? Like, do you murmur a ring tone first?
6No one uses ringtones anymore. You just have to get good at making the buzzing sound.
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