Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

Sure it is yours?

You're keeping it this time?

A baby? In this economy?

Everyone here a potential father too?

Did the abortion fail?

Have you told him it's mine?

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

When's the funeral?

Are you keeping it?

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

You're under arrest for child abuse

"So who's the father this time?"

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card