Most of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.
Most of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.
More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
41ReplyCan confirm. Commenting from the throne.
11ReplyWho could've possibly known.
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Try pooping in the shower…?
27ReplyWhen a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
13ReplyThe Ol' Waffle Stomp Tango?
8ReplyI shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
6ReplyRegular or golden?
6Replyyeah, my bathroom is very small too
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What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
4Replyhahaha I wish I was kidding but some people do.
1ReplyThe Ol' Waffle Stomp Tango?
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There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
13ReplyLooks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
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The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
11ReplyI make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
7ReplyLier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
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Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
7ReplyI find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
7ReplySometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird the my thoughts are.
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inb4 c/toiletthoughts
7ReplyIt’s called shitposting.
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So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
6Replyc/shitposting
7ReplyBe the change you wish you want to see in this world.
2ReplyWhat does he want to be a toilet thought?
3ReplyDoes somebody know how to create a community?
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the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
6ReplyOnly if I forget my phone in the toilet
5ReplyAnd if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?
5ReplyAre you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?
1ReplyWell yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho
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3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
4ReplyOn the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
4ReplyBut in the shower tend to come up with you
😨 😨 😨
2ReplyBloody Siri
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Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
3ReplyWhich kind of thought was this one?
3ReplyConstipation
1ReplyI applaud you for your honesty.
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Excremeditation.
2ReplyWhy? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.
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