People should really familiarise themselves with their microwaves instruction manual because using a microwave isn't just putting something in the microwave and punching in some random amount of time
You need to use power levels with certain foods to avoid over cooking or under cooking them
22Instructions? Power levels? Nah, just keep chucking stuff in there and mashing 30s until something happens.
30Same. Reading manuals and messing with whatever finicky-ass UX they have for adjusting power or whatever other gimmick setting sounds… well… I’ll save that kind of thinking for the rest of my life, where the downside, if I don’t do it, will be more than just cold food.
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Don't know how to use the microwave? Jail.
12Knowing how to use microwave, believe it or not: jail. Right away jail.
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My microwave goes over 9000, is that normal.
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mate im lucky if i can find a rock to open my beans with
15Nuke it until it's hot enough to melt my mouth.
6Nihilism fucking rules.
5No, Absurdism is better!!!
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No, I just eat cold beans out of the can
4I call that entropy's icy kiss
2Don‘t place the food in the middle. Let it wobble.
1Just let it sit for a little while until the hot parts warm the cold parts.
1People still have microwaves?
Edit: this was meant to be tongue in cheek and things got out of hand. Just look away.
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