Anyone here near the thermae in Pompeii rn?

So, embarassing story: I went to the baths, took off my clothes, and left my tunic there. I had nobody to watch them because my slave ran away the other day, and when I came back, it was gone. So, if there's anyone nearby willing to lend me an extra tunic, please DM me ASAP. It's getting cold here.

P.S. Does anyone know any good curses to write on my curse tablet?

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You're still in Pompeii? After the earthquake?

I swear, some people never read the bird entrails like they should...

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- What're you taking about? Those happen all the time. So the mountain is smoking a little more; I had a calf sacrificed to Vulcan this morning, we'll be fine.
  
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  I know my bird entrails and they are very clearly saying you should definitely not live in Pompeii. If anything, the entrails are saying Herculaneum is the place to be these days.
  
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May thy penis wither and look like your mom.

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- Well, it certainly looks like yours.
  
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I'm currently in Misenium, on the other side of the gulf of Naples. I'll get a galley over to the other shore towards Stabiae. I'll bring a spare tunic for you.

I want to research the rumbling of the mountain, my second volume of my Historiae Naturalis needs a bit on vulcanism. It may be dangerous but 'Fortune favors the bold' is my motto.

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