2 mo. ago • 96%

CRANK THAT LOG

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ALL my poops HURT and it's because I DON'T EAT ENOUGH FIBER

My DIET consists SOLELY of COFFEE and TACO BELL

PLEASE SEND HELP

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- just eat BEAN BURRITOS they are CHEAP and Delicious
  
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  BORTHER NOW IM JUST SHITTING MORE
  
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  LAST TIME I ate a BEAN Burrito I SHIDDED MY PANTS during a WORK MEETING
  
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- I sent a gift card for taco bell.
  
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  THANKS BROTHER
  
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ARRROOO THERE'S NUTHIN BETTER THAN A SMOOTH CLEAN SHIT MFER!!!!

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NO WIPE CALL THAT A GHOST SHIT BROTHER!!!

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THANK YOU LOG

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AROOO I ATE A HABANERO AND MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE 🔥

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I came into this thread with questions, and found only more questions.......

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- DAMN RIGHT BROTHER, NOW GET CRANKING THAT HOG AND JOIN IM THE FUNN AROOOO
  
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SOMETIMES I LIKE A NICE WIDE SHIT TO REMIND ME THAT IM STILL ALIVE AND ABLE TO CRANK MY HOG ARRROOOOO

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AYE THATS WHY I EAT PSYLLIUM HUSKS WITH EVERY MEEL AROOOOOO

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Is the other gun named GOOD ASS?

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- AROOOOOO YEAH BROTHER! THAT IS THE DICHOTOMY OF ASS!
  
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  Yet they still have to work together if they want to clap.
  
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