1 mo. ago • 96%

Shoot Hookers 4 Jesus?

Saw this on the back of a motorcycle today

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The Jesus Fish is the icing on the cake.

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- The cocaine on the hooker
  
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- No excuse for bad moral decisions like a religion that will forgive you for a 10% tithing.
  
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This is how JD Vance became a couch fucker.

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- Dammit, I was gonna say "is cocaine the name of JD Vance's couch?"
  
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Guys guys guys, you got it all wrong

Fuck Whiskey

Snort Hookers

Shoot Cocaine

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I feel like snort whiskey is the most dangerous of these 3 activities

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- I imagine the hookers would disagree
  
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  Wasn’t considering it from the hooker’s point of view.
  
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- Breathing liquid is indeed dangerous
  
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  Choking hazard, dangerous indeed
  
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That's one large motorcycle

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- Imagine a big, comfy recliner. Now imagine it having two wheels and an engine.
  
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  Dear god, a 20 litre fuel tank on a motorcycle
  
  That's almost half of my Mazda Miata at 45 litres
  
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- Yea it’s a Goldwing which are enormous and made for long trips
  
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  Log trips, in straight lines, with sealed roads.
  
  Back in the day I have done many long trips across deserts, would never recommended a Goldwing. Pefered my KTM 640, long range fuel tanks and even that was a struggle in heavy sand.
  
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Standard goldwing rider

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The good ol' Republican gospel. Forgive us our sins as we condemn those who sin against tradition or those who aren't rich and white. Thou shalt not murder, unless you're a police officer and it's a black guy in a car. Love the Donald your GOP with all your heart, without your mind, without your soul, and with all your strength. And love your neighbour less than yourself, especially if they're an immigrant, in which case, hate as much as you can (unless they're your parents or wife, of course, none of this should inconvenience you in any way, that would be crazy).

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