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Isn't this called a ~~deck gun~~ volley gun? They're for dealing with mutinees, the concept was that four people could die at random and nobody wanted to be that guy so they should stand down.

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- I can find no googley/bingy resemblance to that. But the idea of it, like this giant steering wheel attached to my crotch, is driving me nuts.
  
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  Aaaha! Sorry for the bad information! It is called a volley gun!
  
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- It's certainly looks very piratey.
  
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- I remember an episode of Pawn Stars featuring these exact weapons and it is as you say, they’re for crowd control on a ship.
  
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Hey, can we get a shotgun?

We have shotgun at home.

Shotgun at home:
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Say it ain't so!

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Since guns weren't rifled yet, this gun increased your chances of hitting one guy to almost eighty percent!

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- "Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog."
  
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Or gangster style one dude in the crotch, stomach, chest, and head

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- Or gangster style four dudes in a double bunk bed
  
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- That's actually how that whole thing got started.
  
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Weezer's response: "We were informed that this particular instrument was a hash pipe..."

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You just move forward or backwards until they're spaced the right distance apart!

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- "Time to say goodbye!"
  
  Hold on...
  
  Wait a sec...
  
  ...ok there
  
  "Time to say goodbye!"
  
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Nah, it was more an extremely early version of spray'n pray.

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It's basically just a shitty shotgun. Shitgun, if you will.

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- I will not
  
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GTA3 shotgun

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- Ooh, or Contra's "spread gun"
  
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Russian roulette 1850 .... one iron pellet is placed in the gun ... it will shoot out of one of the barrels in front.

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for slaping or shooting? ...yes

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Where is the thumb?

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Or one person you really hate

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