I love X.

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother...

Aren’t those the lyrics to that song “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks?

He could at least be sitting in a truck, that's kind of the bare minimum I'd expect from a Trucker DudeGuy account

Definitely the type of bio you write while high and you don't have the sense of mind to consider that other people have also had these feelings and maybe you're not quite so special in the way you think you are.

MAGAdeth Brooks?

Trucker Mike seems to be in a sedan.

Another tragic case of Main Character Syndrome.

I thought that was Vanilla Ice.

Is that Jack Garbarino, the man who lost 100 pounds just by moving boxes?

Is that the guy from Nathan for you?

Bloke

Y'all don't even give him credit for how long it took him to collect all of those pubes to then carefully glue them to his paper-thin chin. Poor li'l tweak baby. Never had a chance or an original thought in this life. 🤣

He looks like the type of guy who knows Steve Jobs and hangs out with Jungle Children

I've seen that dudes picture before, but it usually doesn't have a MAGA hat that never existed on, usually Red Sox.