Sitting in her room upstairs,
watching her wind up the buns in her hair,
I declare that “I’d like to be Luke
unless that’s a little bit too perverted for you.
I could be Jabba, a Jawa, an Ewok
when we talk, ‘oo ga la gee bla!’
if this was posted on 196, it would definitely be a trap!
It's a trap!
...for your penis.
Stupid sexy trap.
I got the reference neighborino