1 yr. ago • 97%

have you seen this tree?

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You don't know how old I am.

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- Your 42, so do not panic
  
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  Or possibly 7.5 million years.
  
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Oh shit. I'm able to see this tree in the image. Halp! I don't wanna be in prehistoric times! They don't have good porn!

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- Quick, do some of this it might fix the timeline!
  
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  He coulda had it all had he just stayed for 10 more seconds 😔
  
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- We don't know that, maybe there's awesome porn and we're all missing out
  
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  Stonehub Cave has some of the finest hand carved erotic scratches around.
  
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Technically Lepidodendron wasn't a tree, it was a fern. A fern that had bark and grew to 100 feet tall, but a fern nonetheless.

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- Lycophytes aren't ferns.
  
  Also tree ferns - not trees, but superficially resemble them - still exist.
  
  At the same time, the largest extant lycophytes are maybe several tens of cm large, with most being far smaller.
  
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It's just not-aged-enough coal which I use to power my smart phone box to look at the tree that will be transformed into that very same piece of coal.

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Ben bir ceviz ağacıyım Gülhane Parkı'nda.
Ne sen bunun farkındasın, ne polis farkında.

Translation:

I am an old Walnut tree in Gülhane Park (Istanbul)
Neither you are aware of this, nor the police

Source:

Nazım Hikmet - Ceviz Ağacı (written in prison)

Used as lyrics to a song by Anatollian Rock Legend Cem Karaca (often used in protests)
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I see a few of them when I take acid, some even have a weird coconut looking thing on them!

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The giving tree?

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