And you left out the tomatoes
And you left out the tomatoes
“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”
33ReplyYou wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?
24ReplyNah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.
8Reply"That's twenty cheeses total!"
"Father, that's not how..."
"Twenty cheeses! Twenty!"
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“You want tomato slices?”
“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”
19ReplyEugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes
18ReplyPoor Pippin lol
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There are FOUR cheeses!
18ReplyFive-cheese pizza?
En esta economía??!
16ReplyFaramir FFS stop being a lazy bum!
10ReplyAnd Peter would have brought me a strawberry milkshake!
8ReplyDave would have hooked me up with a kick ass speaker system!
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This made me so hungry, I might order pizza
5ReplyI'm in the same place emotionally.
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I'm convinced that Denethor is actually the real villain of LotR. Sauron wanted to unite a divided land and eliminate the racism that was endemic.
4ReplyAlso Faramir is way better than Boromir so he clearly cant judge class
5ReplyThat's nice
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Five pizzas is a bit much, I think.
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