Never take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientists
Never take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientists

Never take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientists

Scientists: Outliers aren't reliable data points.
Us: FUCK YOU WE'RE GOING TO DRINK AND SMOKE LIKE THAT ONE LADY WHO LIVED TO BE 114.
Come on, you were gonna drink and smoke anyway
I can advise anyone not to smoke, or quit smoking. I smoked for a little over a decade and quit 3 years ago.. It truly elevates your quality of life. No more bad breath, no longer out of breath after a short walk, no more random sore throat, no more random chest pains, no looming threat of cancer, tons of cash saved.
I initially read that as not to smoke or if you're already smoking not to quit lol
I quit about a year ago myself. Everything you said is true. And I still miss the fuck outta smokes! Fuck they're so good. I almost cried this morning when I had my coffee sans cigarettes.