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Necessary tool for the sponge making process. Without it: no sponge holes.

(Recycling) Homeless population (into chum & patties)?

To swiss-cheese SpongeBob & keep his pores open?

Make jellyfish wine?

You can clearly see. It's for squashing squidward.

King Neptune's Dick Flattener for CBT nights w/ the boys

Why is there an orphan crushing machine?

For sexual purposes, of course

Buying a bubble wrap de-bubbler just seemed like a good idea...at 2am, while drunk scrolling on Amazon.

This is an exoskeleton tickler from Rock Bottom. After several metastudies showed that its use had no health benefits, the Exokeleton Clinic sold it to the Bikini Bottom Bureau of Land Management to help destroy pests such as nematodes.

Permanently Deleted

It's their version of chiropractor tiktok

So rabbis can perform bulk order brises.

To make pancakes

For the Christmas parade