Say what you like about Gaddafi - his cruelty, his nepotism, his incompetence, his vanity, his sheer vileness - but at least he knew how to roll like an over-the-top Bond villain. Our wannabe dictator can't even handle that much.
I highly recommend the Behind the Bastards episode(s?) about Gaddafi. Some of the funniest. Dude just ineptly YOLO'd himself into dictatorship and being maybe the richest guy on the planet.
Wish granted. President Trump announces the creation of a new federal agency, the HBG. All members are 6 feet tall, blonde, and have DD's. Their service uniform is an American flag bikini. Glory to the emperor.