Things you can say about a book, but not about your girlfriend

Disappointing. It looked so good from the back.

It started well but honestly after a while, I was just getting through it so it could be over.

There's nothing quite like the smell of cracking open a new one for the first time.

Mint condition, from Amazon.

"pretty old and boring"

i Was not expecting it to be so hard to get into.

Very dense.

"I should be done in a day or two if you want to borrow her."

Didn’t taste as good as I thought it would.

Hopefully I don't have to pay any late fees when I finally bring her back once I'm done with her.

lasted more than 5 seconds

I cracked the spine so I'm getting it bound