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President on President Violence

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Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:

~~Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.~~

The cold war of 1715

What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas

The 35 hours of the day

It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.

Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire

... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see

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- But he's right though. If you die, you DO lose a very important part of your life. And when my grandma died, the next day she was dead.
  
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- What is a gremlin? It’s a monster that hates christmas
  
  Where is the lie?
  
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- I mean, Jesus was famously born in Bethlehem, which is currently in Palestine. And Rome did technically rule over Spain at that time.
  
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  So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view
  
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  I see where you're coming from, and while I agree that Jesus was born in Bethlehem and that Rome ruled over Spain, I still feel that connecting them doesn't quite work for me. The geographical link is there, but the historical and cultural contexts are pretty different imo
  
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- I tried searching for these quotes cuz I'm dumb and was close to sharing them with friends thinking it was real
  
  Unless you have sources, in case anyone else is curious afaik these aren't real quotes. Bout got me though, I was like holy shit lol
  
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  They're likely translated, not literal. Might be harder to find, and some may be up to interpretation. I'm certainly not up to date on everything going on with him, so I can't say.
  
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  You can find a couple of yt videos of these by searching for "nicolas maduro frases graciosas" or something
  
  But yeah, they're (sadly) real
  
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- So a Latin Donald Trump?
  
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  Kinda, yeah
  
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  These feel more akin to Bushisms.
  
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  Milei has already claimed that title.
  
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- Damn. I wish he was this funny instead of this crazy.
  
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- we'll do like Jesus, and multiply the penises
  
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I don't know, I kinda like the implication that Nazis aren't homo sapiens. And while being "homo" is certainly not bad, something tells me that Nazis wouldn't enjoy being called a "Homo Nazi".

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- They certainly don't seem interested in beating the allegations. See also: nick fuentes and catboykami. Gavin mcinnes sodomizing himself on stream. Grindr in Milwaukee. Etc.
  
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When he's right he's right

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