Afternoon, officer, I'd like to report a collision
Afternoon, officer, I'd like to report a collision
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To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.
31Reply"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"
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And that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.
8ReplyThere's one.
-Cop
7ReplyBoy howdy, though! At least they came prepared!
6ReplyMaybe the cop lives there, decided to bring his work with him
5Reply"There's no way a van could break that kind of wall doing the speed limit."
"Bet."
5Replydudes just trying to meet his quota.
4ReplyThe reenactment went swimmingly boss!
3ReplyY'all spelled "concussion" wrong.
3ReplyWhen your boss wants you to give 110%.
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