You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 @feddit.uk 1y ago Afternoon, officer, I'd like to report a collision
"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"
To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.
"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"