They call themselves a news channel

It is important to keep stressing the "weirdo" line. It's super effective.

I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.

Only if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.

I don’t care for dicks, but I do love to suck

Are you using staws in your vanilla ice cream shakes tho?

Depends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.

Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!

I'm gay as fuck.

How much straws do you use?

Amazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter...

A man with tiny hands has to throw his glass of water because he can't set it down gracefully. Fuck, it's already been four years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_BdivESOk

Edit: He's much more coherent in this clip than in anything today.

Honestly, that's how I'd imagine an 80 year old drinking. Removing the weave and orange tan and it looks about right.

No, these strawless, non-gay, heterosexual, manly men are just like me. They were handed a spoon, but not a straw in the drive through and they decided to just drive off rather than bother or inconvenience someone, even though it wouldn't be a bother or inconvenience, it's the person's job, and they'd be happy to help. I am married though, so while I wouldn't say my wife is specifically attracted to that brand of social awkwardness, she's not entirely repulsed by it.

Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw?

Weird people.

I feel comfortable answering that last question!

No

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<.<

I really prefer my milkshakes at the level of 'the-straw-barely-closes-when-you-suck-so-you-gotta-use-a-spoon' but not to the firmness of ice cream itself.

So... me?

here are only 2 types of right wingers. They are either stupid or evil. Sometimes both.

True, but I know people who are other categories. They have mental and/or social issues. The big social issue is tribalism - some go along to get along to survive in their social and work environments.

I know some intelligent Trumpets, and the mental gymnastics they make is a Simone Biles level event.

Maybe that's "evil" but they see themselves as "good" and doing the right thing.

I think it's a third category. "Brainwashed", or something.

He does display more than those traditionally masculine traits. He portrays himself as a protector of the vulnerable and a provider. Making sure women and children are safe and provided for is very traditionally masculine. He has made it a point of his political career to help children, and as an ex-member of the national guard, he can claim that "protector" archetype.

This is not to say that there aren't problems with traditional masculinity, but there's more to it than just family.

AI: Ha ha, very funny feeding my AI generated stuff back to me, like any actual humon news channel would do this

No it's real

AI: I'm outta here, y'all humons fuckin' nuts

Even that Grok AI thing from Twitter calls out elon musk and other right wingers on their bullshit if you show it tweets. Its funny as fuck.

What are you talking about? He broke the story that voting for a woman turns a man into a woman! Trans people will be thrilled to learn about this shortcut to gender reassignment. He's a hero for trans rights.

/s

That's also where they keep their AR stash

Fox news was brought to court over fake news. They lost and had to pay 6 months of revenue. But their argument in court was not that they didn't have fake news, but that they are an entertainment channel, not a news channel.

There used to be such legislation! Guess what happened to it...

I agree with the sentiment, but I always worry about the extreme 100 years from now

I could definitely see a corrupt government using that legislation to eliminate any news agencies that speak against them

If I were working at Fox News and shit like this was scheduled, I'd intercut the monologue with pictures of Trump doing exactly what they say is weird.

I'd want the talking head to eventually stop and say, "Wait...why are we showing pictures of Trump?"

The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.

Now if it's cookie dough, that's manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.

What are you, gay?

Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!

Men aren't supposed to suck on things, only blow.

Fox news primetime is quite literally the two minutes hate from 1984, they just don't have a singular Goldstein, or rather their Goldstein is "the left."

The only goal for Fox primetime is "hate the left" so every "story" they run is a self-contained mechanism to deliver the "hate the left" message, what they said the day before and what they will say the day after will have no consideration for what is said today.

All that matters is "be mad at the left."

Russpublicans

The truth is that they know all this, they just don’t care.

Politicians of the centre/left don’t tend to attack conservatives in this way, so the end result is a lot of noise about how bad one side is, regardless of whether their guy does it too. The noise is what they want, because it engenders uncertainty.

All of this is just kinda funny though. They have fuck all of substance on Walz.