Don't fucking MENTION this cat's diet

You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob... molded by it. I didn't see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then...it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!

The cob betrays you!

What was old has become new again.

Molded by it ...

Is corn grass? Is cat corn? Is cat grass?

Get in the ship, everything is on a cob the whole planets on the cob, GO, GO, GO, GO!

It's quorn isn't it...

I love cat