2 mo. ago • 97%

Big af but sideways

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He's technically correct. The best kind of being correct.

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  POV: You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
  
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I mean the question is kind of virgin as well.

"...in bed" Is it the 1950s or something? Don't they have developed all these euphemisms like dick and wiener et cetera?

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Nobody's dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long fuckin' dick; hence the name.

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- John dillerman (a Danish TV show for kids, look it up)
  
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You are high when you are alive ant long when you are dead.

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- Bury me upright so I don't have to take Satan's shit lying down
  
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- Ant long seems like it would be short.
  
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size doesn't matter boys I swear

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- boy propaganda
  
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- I assumed this was a chat between two men tbh
  
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  that could still be the case no?
  
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Plot twist: his penis is literally 6’4”

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- Wait... That isn't normal?
  
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  I dunno. Imperial measurements make no sense.
  
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The correct response is "suck it and see"

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Ah, the ol' paddlecock.

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Reddit humor

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