False news, events and information for Kenosha Wisconsin and the surrounding area. THIS IS NOT REAL
Still funny though
94It‘s also written in the profile picture of the account :)
36Stop up voting this its funnyer when people think its real
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#theyknew
38Viral marketing at it's best. I'm not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.
32Warning: sending a photo of your butthole could result in serious rectal burns after the city of Kenosha sends someone to fill your ass with hot asphalt
21Don't threaten me with a good time
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Look a their pfp
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Kenosha is a far right shit hole. They declared themselves a "2nd amendment sanctuary city" whatever the fuck that means. This is the same city that gave rise to Kyle Rittenhouse.
Pretending they're cute is a mistake. Don't let them try to change their image.
29The profile picture says "We're Fake News" on it. It's almost certainly a parody account.
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Can one sign up to be a hole filler or is a qualification in satisfactory hole filling required.
17I think you need an appropriately large tool.
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Wow, the city of Kenosha, leave some holes for us please.
16The stories from Kenosha and Racine are in a league of their own.
9the news around here is mostly "Man charged with 4th DUI...". i think the highest i've seen is 12th
10Part of that is OWIs weren't initially categorized as criminal offenses but purely traffic offenses, so people didnt face any significant jail time to detox and potentially realize their need to break the addiction
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Mainly Kyle Rittenhouse
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This is why I pay taxes! Kenosha, please send as many hole-fillers as you can spare
6Fuck, this is hilarious.
4I can't tell if this was intended to be funny or not
4The profile picture says "We're Fake News" on it.
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Giggidy
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