MAGA pastor claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate

This would be genuinely hilarious if it wasn’t so goddamn serious for so many indoctrinated folks.

So let me get this straight: she’s black, she’s south Asian, she’s a woman, she’s married to a Jew, and she’s a witch? I think I like her even more now…

Yeah that's what they say about women with knowledge.

To be fair, any technology you don't understand can be mistaken for magic. In this case that technology is coherence.

I originally wasn't going to vote for Kamala since she was a cop, but now that I know she's a witch I've changed my mind.

where can I get my pointy hat that says "witches for Kamala"

What? Trump is so weak his plans can be foiled by simple witchcraft? I thought Trump big, the best stronk? /s

Face it, dude. Trump is an easily manipulated idiot. Harris demonstrated it live on TV.

"She knew she could speak 20 lies about Trump and not be contradicted. That was the arrangement," he wrote in a second post. "And that's why I call it witchcraft, because it has the effect of planting and reinforcing thoughts in the mind of the listener that defiles perspective. This makes it easier to manipulate people."

He's describing Trump and his cult. It really is projection lol.

So we have a choice between a president with magic powers or a president who gibbers nonsense while wearing a diaper filled with yellow hamburder shit. Not a hard decision to make, really.

Tax the churches! They are political Propaganda arms of the Republican party.

"MAGA Pastor" is an unholy sounding combination.

If Trump's really the Messiah as this moron believes, shouldn't he be immune to Devil Magic?

Hear me out now, what if she did?

What if Kamala's witchcraft is just being a good person?

Like, that's some amazing witchcraft.

WHICH IS TOTALLY LEGAL BY THE WAY

"She knew she could speak 20 lies about Trump and not be contradicted. That was the arrangement," he wrote in a second post. "And that's why I call it witchcraft, because it has the effect of planting and reinforcing thoughts in the mind of the listener that defiles perspective. This makes it easier to manipulate people."

Holy projection, Batman

What fucking year is it in these people's minds? 1600?

What a weirdo.

Didn't this pastor get the memo, witches and Wicca are cool now.

Pastor defends his antichrist.

So she is a witch with no backup real except a few leftist woke idiots?
Trump on the other hand is chosen by god and has the whole country behind him...

And he says this one witch is stronger than god and all his followers? Alright, who is he rooting for? I don't get this. They never think about the implications of what they say, do they?

Well, she did conjure up a can of whoopass

“She’s a witch!”

“Yeah, but she’s OUR witch.”

~Capt. Malcolm Reynolds

What happened to their defensive prayers?

That wasn't witchcraft! What she did was Headology, plain and simple. Far more efficient. All you have to do is make the recipient understand that the lies they tell themselves in the dark corners of their mind are flimsy untruths that everyone can see through.

So, Trump is "God's Chosen" and has divine backing. But despite God being on his side, a little witchcraft can completely overpower him. I would have thought God's power would be stronger than whatever dark sorcery the Demoncraft party could invoke, but apparently I was wrong.

Yeah, it must be that. It can't be that their orange messiah is just an elderly narcissist with no discipline or self-awareness, a rambling imbecile who can be easily manipulated by anyone that threatens his fragile ego. That would be crazy.

Obviously it must be God's will that Trump become President again, why else would He have told a small minority of believers to follow some rich asshole who embodies all of their most extreme political views? I mean, if he wasn't specifically chosen by God, he wouldn't have a divine mandate that negates the need to be moral or abide by any of that "love your neighbor" shit, and his deeply religious followers would have to choose between their faith and owning the libs.

Since they don't feel bad about their politics overriding the teachings of Jesus, it must be OK, which means it has God's blessing. Therefore, God is on their side and endorses their political views, and their preferred presidential candidate. Which also means that the other side must be working for the devil.

Slightly more plausible than Bluetooth eatings where she had a full team of writers instantly coming up with her responses, all agreeing on it, and relating it to her with zero delay...

I wish she was that cool

The biggest criminals call themselves "pastor"

Did she turn you into a newt?

Black magic, no doubt.

They are really running out of real arguments.

On the other hand, this is one of the more creative explanation of Trumps utter f-up. What's next? Were the aliens providing Trump with mental energy having reactor trouble in their UFOs?

This would be funny if it weren't incredibly sad how many supposedly grown adults still fear words like "witchcraft" and "satanic".

LITERALLY 1484

The witchcraft of facts and common sense.

I’d vote for a witch.

Imagine considering not voting for a witch who could literally fix the country with magic lol

Trump is literally using psychological tactics meant to manipulate the masses.

"Make America great again" -> "Manufacturing Consent" by Edward S. Herman and Noam Chomsky

How can that not be voodoo?

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn't happen either but those are what he's describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn't commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

Remember when they AId Harris as a demon and she the result looked hot as fuck

Okay, so she’s a witch, but she isn't a hag, so we’re good.

"And that's why I call it witchcraft, because it has the effect of planting and reinforcing thoughts in the mind of the listener that defiles perspective. This makes it easier to manipulate people."

Huh ...

I can confirm. Precisely a week before the debate, I got a lock of Trump's hair in the mail and a letter from Kamala that said "you know what to do"

You're all welcome

I s2g if Dems were even half as cool as MAGA says they are...

Damn, I can’t wait for her to shut down autocrats and strongmen with "occult-empowered deception".

It's true, I saw her give him the evil eye during the debate. Now he's cursed with ineloquence until he makes a pilgrimage to his fatherland and burns a wreath of holly under the full moon.

As a Thelemite, I approve these tactics.

"Newsweek has contacted Harris's campaign via email for comment."

That’s so rad. Love me some witches! 🧙

Those fingers in my hair

That sly come hither stare

That strips my conscience bare

It's witchcraft

Honestly, as a cope, I find this infinitely INFINITELY more satisfying than the "3 on 1 debate" weak sauce.

It's called logic, reason, and sophistry; and all of it is useful in everyday life.

Talk about extreme...

That's funny because a few times I spied her hands, held out in front of her, fingers outstretched, looking like she was casting a spell! Lol. Nevertheless, they were all thoughts for funsies only.

Damn, I can’t wait for her to shut down autocrats and strongmen with "occult-empowered deception".

Usually is accuse them of being dumb as fuck but these dolts are obviously much dumber than fuck. Poor fuck, I didn’t mean anything by it😘

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