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nonearther @lemmy.ml

1 yr. ago • 99%

I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company

27 comments

You should put in exactly £5 of work.

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- Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.
  
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  The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say "hmm" or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.
  
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- Honestly if you can fill out their online questionaire in 15min you've already exceeded that much work.
  
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Don't spend it all on one thing :)

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- But what if all things cost £5?
  
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- "I said get something nice, not expensive"
  
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nobody wants to work anymore

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Hopefully they simply missplaced a zero.

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- Or like, at least 4 zeroes
  
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  More like 5
  
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- Just a zero? 50£ a year, final offer.
  
  Or I guess 05£ a year.
  
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  Probably dumb like me and due the small amount somehow read it as hourly.
  
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  £5/zero years. So £Infinity/year
  
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- 50£ per year? Ill hire you lmao
  
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  £50/s there fixed that.
  
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- "Put a one and two zeroes in front of that and you got yourself a deal!"
  
  "How much did you get me?"
  
  "One thousand pounds per year!"
  
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I wonder how much entry level get

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- small potato
  
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And a shiny farthing at Christmas!

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But what if all things cost £5?

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