Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)
Heatmap of compound curse words used online. (sourced from reddit: 2006-2020)
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3ReplyI think i'm gona start using 'scum goblin'.
7ReplySeems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together
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We need some appreciation for wanksucker.
Also, fuckfuck.
30ReplyWankstick is more popular whatever that means
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this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y'all later dipgoblins
10ReplyTotal dumbnozzle move.
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New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi
25ReplyI'm a big fan of buttboy, personally.
8ReplyButt Boy, squire to Ass Lord
3ReplyWankclown here for me
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I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.
4ReplyGimme a cock and I'm goblin
5ReplyDoesn't Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys "cock goblins" in Office Space?
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I'm so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this
7ReplyCan you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.
3Reply...In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.
Cruel disregards <CumClowns>,
YT
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Insultdle, like wordle but is generated insults
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What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af
12ReplyIt says the axis are sorted by frequency, so probably the prefix "twat" was too rare to show up on the chart.
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The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
You dirt-hat libgoblin! 10ReplyDirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.
12ReplyWhere are all the dip-goblin users?
5ReplyHit up YouTube and type in "dip video". You'll see how dumb things get.
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I'm a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?
12ReplyAs an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said "shit" repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as "shitshitshit" and not "shit shit shit". But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard "shitshit".
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The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.
9ReplySome of the near zero but not zero combinations don't make a lot of sense to not just be zero.
Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown... I don't know about you, but those ones colored as "thousands of uses" doesn't seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.
But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I'm curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.
9ReplyThe internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.
6Replyyou just have terrible taste, dipclown
3ReplyI'm definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.
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And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !
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I'm so happy that Trump is considered an insult.
10ReplyGerman: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.
8Replyyall a buncha dumbgoblins
8ReplyMissing knife on the columns distorted the graph. Poopknife would be on the top with it.
3ReplyCan we work on making "wank sucker" more popular? It's got a nice ring to it.
4ReplyEven though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.
6Replypoopgoblin when?
5ReplyDamn libnozzles over on r*ddit!
5ReplyWankclown brings to my mind an image of Pennywise on meth
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