Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a
camera or internet and 17 years later this thing
knows more about me than I do and gives people
brand new mental ilnesses.
kleefkruid
my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you
can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your
way to school!"
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