1 yr. ago • 95%

Nature is calling!

26 comments

Am pooping. Would recommend.

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- Hello fellow pooper
  
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  guten tag
  
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3 days will go by in no time

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- what
  
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  Oh no... he doesn't know...
  
  Let me enlighten you: https://lemmy.world/post/440073
  
  💩
  
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I wonder what the guy on the right is thinking

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- He just pooped
  
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  is that what the blob is by his hip? maybe everyone else is jealous here.
  
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  😳
  
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Where I live, one of those people would’ve just pooped on the platform before getting on the train.

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- That's the guy on the right
  
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For some reason, I thought they were all underwater, releasing bubbles up to the slightly choppy surface. Leaving aside physics and, you know, breathing, I was wondering if they were all not pooping because of the embarrassment of watching it float up to the surface.

Anyway, there's probably a lesson in the about scrolling too fast, or too tired or something.

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- Have a nap
  
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- if yours are all floaters then maybe consider a healthier diet
  
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What's wrong with that dude on the right? They could be throwing a poop party right now if it wasn't for him. ☹️

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- By the looks of his crotch he either has a boner OR has already crapped his pants and is satisfied.
  
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- His bowel didn't keep it in
  
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At least they are in a train and not in a car in middle of a traffic jam.

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- Or an elevator with your boss's boss
  
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Lemmy users with commitment

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- Hey, get your own bag of poop, this one is mine!
  
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