2 wk. ago • 98%

It's a me. FBI open up.

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You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

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- you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?
  
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  Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol
  
  Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/
  
  Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.
  
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  Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.
  
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  I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.
  
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  I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it!
  
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How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

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If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

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- It's a me a mandatory death sentence
  
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- Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.
  
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  Joke's on them, I don't like my family!
  
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- The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.
  
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- So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste
  
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- You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.
  
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  I'll be careful.
  
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"You wouldn't lend a baby."

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- The babies yearn for the mines
  
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- That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.
  
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  Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law
  
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- No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women
  
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  Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal
  
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This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

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- I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.
  
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  do a barrel roll
  
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- Try zerg rush
  
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- How did this remind you of that?
  
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  Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.
  
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GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

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- Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol
  
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- I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife
  
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  So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?
  
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- I still like sf64 more
  
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Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

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- Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.
  
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Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

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- Stop right there, criminal scum!
  
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  User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported
  
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Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

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You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

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Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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- However their static Star Fox series is great
  
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Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn't feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light.

Big fat /s folks...

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- Yeah I guess Kystal being a woman and Falco having a Brooklyn accent would be too much for some people.
  
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