2 wk. ago • 98%

Typical Yuropean House

In Simiane-la-Rotonde, Alpes-de-Haute-Provence, France

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Not sure if this is a map from Counter Strike or Uncharted...

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- It's a VERY iconic map from CS.
  
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- https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Italy
  
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- Definitely the counter terrorist spawn point.
  
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- It’s obviously a map from Overwatch 2
  
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Looks like cs_italy

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- "plucky guitar riff*
  
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Walkable, dense, green, no cars, built from locally sourced materials...

Are urbanists just trying to create French villages?

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- Most French villages are very car centred.
  
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  Not the ones developed before cars were invented, which is likely the case of this one.
  
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- Green?
  
  It's gorgeous but I wouldn't say green. All stone, with some potted plants.
  
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This picture is so French I can smell the baguettes and hear the accordion when looking at it.

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- They even have a white flag so German tourists feel welcome.
  
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TFW you will never get to live in the magical fairyland called Europe.

I'm pretty sure Europe doesn't actually exist guys. Sorry... 😔

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- I can send you a picture from where I live when I'm back home, I'm sure it'll make you feel better about your situation :)
  
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  Oh no that sounds terrible please don't do something like that I beg you!
  
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- You are unhappy that you can't visit Europe but you also get unhappy when Europe visited you. You just can't win with some people. /s
  
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- You can buy a house in that village for like 50k. I'm not kidding. If it's very pretty and touristy, make it 100k.
  
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  I'd still need a visa though.
  
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* accordion music intensifies *

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I looked at contour lines at mapy.cz and that village has like 80 meters of elevation difference between it's lowest and highest point. Incomprehensible for a flatlander.

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- Yeah that little ring road around the village was a pretty tough climb on the bike, haha.
  
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- Woah, mapy.cz...
  
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It's nicer from the outside: https://www.entreparticuliers.com/annonces-immobilieres/maison/location/simiane-la-rotonde-04150/maison-de-village-avec-terrasse/ref-18476462

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Basic Neanderthal hut

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