The best Valentines poem ever written

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Dentata!!

At least you won't pee your pants when you laugh

I just want to loan out the dick. I'm gonna need that back when you're done with it.

I think becoming awash with the blood of my enemies after I thwart their attempt dominate me would be liberating, personally.