Role models

I think it’s a good idea for partners to have their own dedicated space that they can decorate for themselves and keep their hobbies in. It helps keep the rest of the house tidy and allows for a little bit of a personal safe haven. Obviously, the traditional conception of a ‘man cave’ isn’t great, but I think that there is a way it can be approached non-toxically

Sign saying "Just one glass a day" picturing a giant wine glass the size of a goldfish bowl.

Hilarious.

They need good role models like their parents who take them to a local brewery and shove an iPad in their face then ignore them while the parents drink craft beer.

My wife really wanted a kid. I love my wife.

I gave her no illusions though. This world is fucked. This is either the beginning of another dark(enforced ignorance) age or the end of human civilization entirely. The kid is beyond fucked.

I have more of a "welcome to the shit show, kid" mindset. I can't protect him from this exploitative hellscape, any more than I could protect myself. Oh and please spare me the cliche "well you need to man up and find a way to give them an awesome life," as reality isn't a Disney movie.

I can show him the stuff I like and ways to protect himself a little, but man his generation's future is bleak.

We're going to have problems if you are attacking caves, who doesn't desire a cave?

As a man who really loves teaching children and helping them solve their own problems, handing them a world full of problems is right up my alley

So is porn good or bad?

Children need exposure to a diverse set of role models or they turn into hateful, close-minded lizards spitting venom at healthy people for their choice in decor.

Reminds me of Jonathan Coulton's song "Shopvac"

Are we talking about the TV show Married With Children?

And people ask me why I didn’t follow this dream life.

Guess his definition of healthy varies from mine.

I prefer the more literal definition of heteronormal in that there are differing states of what should be expected.

Isn't Kibblesmith the guy with the terrible New Warriors reboot that never read the original comic because the black guy with guns (Night Thrasher) scared him?

garage lined with pornography

Uh what? Yeah I don't believe anyone is arguing that's healthy.

some jokes just aint funny