This is satirical. In a world where we have plenty of problems with cars, we don't need to make them up.
- This would be an improvement with cars, not a problem with cars.
  
  Disagree. Horns are the only way of letting people you are there. Why the hell should I need to pay to honk? You want to be forced to pay to honk when some dude tries Tboning you because they didn't stop at a stop sign?
I would unironically do this
Literally a Mitch Hedberg bit.