Samsung wants future phones to have no Settings menu at all

They will burry everything useful behind their AI game wardens whose job it is to force us to use the phone only in the way they want and not in a useful way.

Fuck samsung

Settings.....developer mode? Unknown sources? Well why on earth would you ever want that? You don't need that....

Just a big json file? I’m down

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clickbait article title alert.

They never state they are wanting to remove the settings window, just that they seem to be working on an AI that can suggest changes to the phone based off your usage. honestly if it worked it might help, it already does a pretty "ok" job at noticing what apps need to be deep seeped or removing perms from apps that I don't use and removing apps that I haven't used in ages.

I would be against removing the settings menu but, this AI might not be that bad if it's just being subsidized alongside it and not replacing it. As long as it offers and just doesn't automatically change it

I hate Samsung and ai in general but this is such a dishonest click bait title. From what I read, they are working on an ai feature which can change some settings dynamically based on usage. I don't see a need for it but as long is not forced on everyone, I don't mind it too much. I don't see any mention that this will completely replace settings menu either. Speculation is fine but mark it as such.

The rest of us want future articles to have none of whatever wanker came up with that clickbait-ass headline.

Samsung can go fuck themselves when i cant change what my phone does I'll just use my fucking steam deck as phone.

According to ET News, the company plans to implement an AI feature on its devices “that can predict what consumers want in advance by improving the performance of ‘touch points’ such as keyboard and camera.”

Every one of the 'features' results in the exact opposite of what I want the thing to do. I have become a grumpy old man yelling "Stop fucking helping!" at hardware and software that tries to be 'intuitive'.

Samsung devices already let you change various settings without opening the Settings menu using Bixby. However, this implementation requires users to trigger Bixby and issue a voice command. In contrast, the AI-powered solution could automatically change settings based on usage patterns.

I want it to be consistent dammit!

That's a good way to make people stop buying your phones.

Gross, awful, terrible. Buuuuuut....

Hard to swallow pill: This will probably get tweaked and eventually be very successful. Most people do not like or know how to mess with settings on their phones. You, on this website, are probably an exception but deep inside you know that. How many friends and family members have you had to explain how to change something on their phones? How many have you noticed that NEED to change something on their phones but didn't even know it, much less think to ask? Now think of all the people whose phones you've never even seen.

Of course I'd love to see it go the way of touchscreens in cars where consumers reject it, but I just don't see it. Assuming they can get it to where it does the 5 or 10 tasks the average user would want to do, this will probably be the new norm moving foward. Don't believe me? Look at modern macs or windows and how many settings they hide.

I don't want Bixby on my phone. That's a start.

Yeah, no thanks.

Fuck you, I'm not wading through your fuckass prompts when I could toggle one simple switch.

No. Just....no.

God please kill me.

This is a non-article.

They're not just going to delete the settings menu.

They're trying to improve the UX the same way they've been doing since the first phone. Improve settings, make some predictive depending on your usage. Not a big deal.

So if it misconfigures shit which it will 100% do will Samsung be liable for legal claims?

"Oh cool what are they thinking of?"

Samsung is working on a new AI experience

Fuck...

I was thinking that every app would have deeper settings embedded (which seems worse) but I guess the idea here is to bake settings into the OS so only AI can access them. Would this allow for a lot more settings or a lot more nuanced settings?

Gut reaction to AI in 2024 is very bad but I guess a part of me is still curious what they are thinking of doing here.

This is also interesting because like it or not these companies already have a ton of knowledge about you and how you use your device and this may be a way for that data to be served to us in a useful way. I'd prefer they didn't have the data in the first place.

The day they roll out this update is the day I stop updating my Samsung phone.

I've never EVER encountered a predictive system that is more of a help than a hindrance

They got rid of the headphones jack so I didn't buy one. Now this???? WTF! Why don't they just smear human poop on the phone before shipping? That would be way easier on the users. You just wash it for a few hours upon opening the baggie. Easy.

What is the best Android phone manufacturer after we count out Samsung?

what could go wrong with samsung changing your settings for you

I can see this being useful if executed well and if it just looks for specific settings. I often can't find certain settings and google what the name is (first Android phone). I think it has potential when used as a sort of smart fuzzy finder.

I like the idea of AI. But I want it to be optional.

I'm going to be honest, I'm not a fan of talking to my phone. So I'd not want to use this so called feature. If they force this change this will be my last Samsung phone.

I just hope the other manufacturers don't follow suit.

and all of this of course will only work with a samsung account where you agree to share all your phone's data constantly; in addition a small monthly subscription fee, and then you can finally change your screen brightness of your phone again that you bought for a 1000 USD

So a .config file that you can transfer between phones then right? Right, Samsung...?

Also: screen spikes.

Gave up on Samsung after the S4, guess I will keep not buying their products

And I'm never switching back. Fuck you very much, Samsung.

The last thing I expected from Samsung.

Now you gotta know how to pronounce the thing just right and know what to ask for when you're opting out of consent for Samsung's rape fantasy.

I can't wait for Bixby Settings to gaslight me about the option to pick another on-screen keyboard than the official Samsung one...

Their teevees and phones such solid hardware by such a bad software except it is good at tracking