Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.
I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.
6ReplyForgot the upside down spatula.
6ReplyExpert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be
21ReplyThat's the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.
The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.
5Replyuse another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling
2ReplyLook at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.
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The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.
Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...
37ReplyBro eating good tonight
4ReplyPsh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth
5ReplyGonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.
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And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?
1Replyit got in it can get out
6ReplyOne of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!
10ReplyBecause eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.
7ReplyBecause having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.
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Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener
12ReplyFor me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.
5ReplyIf it wasn’t so true
9ReplyBurger patty press still in the cardboard
4ReplyC'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.
5ReplyThe spatula is a classic one
3ReplyPraise Anoia
5Replyrattle rattle
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Can opener
1Replyhahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing
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