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2 wk. ago • 98%

Are YOU having an emergency?

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Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road...

No, that's too formal.

Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

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- I'll just put the fire here with the rest of the fire.
  
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Caller: “Oh I’m fine just thought I’d call to see how you are”

Operator: “R-Really?”

Caller: “No you fucking idiot I need help i’m being attacked”

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- I think you've interpreted the joke in the meme backwards.
  
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Sorry, I'm a bit simple, but is that Dougie Jones from Twin Peaks the return?

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- No, it's me. I start every conversation off this way.
  
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  Apologies, honest mistake then i guess🙏
  
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  Dougie Jones is a legend
  
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- That particular shot is from Portlandia where he played the mayor.
  
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Kyle Maclachlan is a got-dang national treasure. 🫡

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ahoy

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