To seek out new life and new office supplies

Man those OG TNG uniforms really did look like pajamas. Granted the new fangled First Contact ones did too but for some reason those felt way more "official" to me.

Your stapler will be assimilated.

Needs Kevin as O'Brian

I know you put Angela here as Dr. Crusher but even though it's all wrong I can't stop seeing her as a gender-bent lt. Stamets, ill temper and all.

...With apologies to the meme poster.