Your girlfriend, or your grandmother's?

And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bus

I want to know which of his children he most wants to give up

That was all part of the same response and fact check sequence.

He was so proud of that line. He crowed about it to Hannity after the debate. That was the one line he had teed up and couldn't wait to use so he could claim he pwned her. Nobody but his sycophants thought it worked well

Taylor is 34 and has been popular for over a decade. There are young fans, but she has millions of fans of voting age

8 believe they call themselves the "Beyhive"

The warden of Shawshank blew his brains out when he was caught doing this very thing. Now they're doing it in the open with no consequences

Trump responded with enthusiastic approval: “I LOVE TEXAS!” he wrote in a tweet accompanied by a video of the incident.

Yet another example of tRump endorsing stochastic terrorism.

This would have been relevant 30 years ago. What's next, a Furby game?

Don't worry, it made me forget all about my sneeze, so I guess it was successful.

I punch the tip of my nose and pull up a slight bit. Seems to help.

Tried your suggestion, and I misjudged my punch and broke my nose.

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Seriously. The solution is right in OP's post

Debates aren't for the candidate's supporters. They're for the undecided voters. How anyone is still undecided at this point is the real mystery

Now do Tucker

This is the Michelin Man:

See the difference?